Teacups & Couture A Fashion Blog by Roxanna Bina
For a mere $61, you, too, can have a sweet, sweet forest on your chest. I’m not a big fan of chest hair. Honestly, I think of washing pots and pans when I see chest hair like that because it reminds me of a brillo pad. And I don’t want to think of chores during sessy times, ya know? Anywho, if you really want to look like Chuck Norris, you would buy this shirt, grow a pornstache and say absurd things like:
Chuck Norris can eat free at Denny’s on EVERYONE’S birthday.
Chuck Norris can inflate a ballon by inhaling.
If the boy cried wolf, the wolf cried Chuck Norris.
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