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Here comes the rain again…

Designer Vika Gazinskaya‘s  Spring 2013 was based on clouds, rain and idyllic country scenes. I love the extra Dynasty ruffles on the shoulders and arms. It’s kinda like one of those frilled dragon animals. They puff up their collar ruffles when sh*t gets real. I guess sort of like Alexis and Linda …

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A chandelier that doesn’t sparkle!

Carolina Fontoura Alzaga used old bike chains, rims and spokes to make the most unglamorous chandelier ever! It’s like Joan Collins without the shoulder pads. It’s like Farrah Fawcett without the Charlie’s Angels hair. It’s like Zsa Zsa without her hands to slap police officers.  How can a chandelier not …

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