Tag Archives: pantyhose

Mermaid Tights

How RAD are these??!! They are tights with mermaid fins made with silicone courtesy of TinkerCast from Germany. They come in a variety of gorgeous colors and even dragon scales for your inner Khalesi! Speaking of mermaids, that movie with Daryl Hannah in it , “Splash“, totally needs to be remade…. with cats! …

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Toenail Stockings

Japan is a magical little place that burps up all kinds of messed up stuff. Here is one: Toenail Stockings. If you’re too lazy to paint your nails and you’re a panty hose aficionado, then these are made just for you! I personally hate pantyhose, so I’d never wear these, but …

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Tattoo Stockings

  Although I really would like to punch the A-hole who created pantyhose in the balls, I have to say these stockings are actually really cool. Pantyhose, as you may know, is the leading cause of feminine itching, feminine aggression and overall annoyance of the female kind. It also can …

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The Toe-Plow

Living in California, I’ve completely forgotten how much of a pain in the ass snow can be. When I hear New England (where I grew up)  is being blasted by a storm, I don’t think of plowing driveways, icy sidewalks and  freezing balls anymore. I think of cuddling with cozy …

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I’m Meeeellllting!

German designerURB Clothing has made tights fit for the wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz… they’re melting tights! It totally looks like you just crapped your tights. I know my crap has sparkles in it… what about you? Anywho, everyone has a poo poo story involving tights so let me …

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Doll Parts

Only the Japanese would think a chick with doll legs is sexy! Who am I am kidding? I would totally wear these stockings with my Lolita Goth outfit I bought in Harajuku 10 years ago.  I always loved that ‘doll’ look- I even wear bows in my head because of …

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Nice Tights

Check out these cool tights by Les Quenes de Sardines ! There was a time when I used to wear lots of funky tights, but then I got yeast infections tired of feeling confined. It’s like you’re suffocating your lady parts. That’s not very nice. But, for those you who do like …

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Random cool stuff

  Check out these cool stuff I found on Like Cool. Censorship sunglasses– You’ll be walking around like the last page of Cosmo! This also appeals to the geriatric crowd after they get their eyes dilated. Eiffel Tower heels– I like how the tower is so pointy it can injure someone… …

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