Swedish brand Vernissage really knows how to get the lady wino’s of the world really, really excited. Make a handbag that is actually a box of wine! You could carry this elegant number around all day everyday, everywhere and everyone would think you’re just naturally a dumb stumbling floozy, not actually drunk. You could take this to a park, church, on a flight and no one would ever know you’re carrying enough booze to light up a whole party. It would be your little secret that would baffle people around you… until they read the fine print on your pocketbook-‘Chardonnay’. HAHAHAH- not really. By, the way, drinking from a box is the new black. In unrelated news, Lindsay Lohan just bought stock in Vernissage.