Smell like a Cat

Thank God for Japan and it’s plethora of strange, but true products. Half of my blog is made up of reports on effed up Japanese merchandise! Japan is the gift that keeps on giving. Any who, there is a Cat Paw Scented Handcream, and a Back-Of-A-Cat’s-Head Perfume  that has come out of Japan lately.  I’m wondering if a cream that smells like a cat’s ass is next? Actually, I have to admit that Miss Mimi’s face almost always smells like ass. It’s a classic case, in which, looks can be deceiving. Any who, a friend once told me the reason why cat’s paws smell like popcorn is because they can’t sweat, so their sweat glands smell like popcorn… or something like that. So, the dude sniffing the cat every which way above, could’ve just put the essence of Orville Redenbacher  in the cream. Seriously, though, I’d totally buy the hand cream and perfume.

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