Accessories

Check out these plexiglass clutches by Urania Gazelli! Each clutch has playing card design, so you can collect them all… or just one. They cost about US$1100. At that price you may have to play Poker to afford one… In any case, I love these as much as I love this: Nice, …

  Designer Monserat De Lucca came up with the goth version of the broken heart necklace. It’s a brass skull and brain friendship necklace! How sweet is that?! And it’s in my favorite color of gold. I can see friends fighting about who gets the ‘brains’… hahahah…. This runs for less …

  Check out The Cleaver Ring  by Raul Souza! This is so rad!!! And just in time for Halloween! Cleavers are kinda big this year… The Blonds had some cleavers in their last collection and it’s like the universal weapon for ‘that crazy ho who cooks’. It’s a culinary tool and …

French hair stylist  Wilfred Karloff created these outlandish hair styles fit for a gothic alien invasion. Slightly frightening, yet mesmerizing, these hair-dids may become the all the rage at an alien mall in the far galaxy. Or maybe not. Anywho, this exists. photos: Haute Macabre

  Check out these cool picks from Brooklyn-based Fred Flare !  1- POP phones for your iPhone– I have one and love love love it! The best thing about it is you don’t have to put the cell phone up to your ear and kill brain cells! Yippeeeee. 2- Ballerina clock– it …

Check out these Denture Bracelet and Hair Comb from ConcaveOblivion based out of LA. These are obviously from the Gary Busey collection.  That is definitely something I would wear to the dentist’s office. I don’t think many people could appreciate this sort of glamour. Maybe people in nursing homes? In any case, this …

Well if Bjork wears it, it means it’s cool. Here are those urchin-like headdresses from milliner Maiko Takeda that make you want to make rock crystals from Borax. These are actually made from plastic and yes, they can mess a b*tch up with a head tilt. I like how your …

All the burly men of the world banded together and donated their locks of love (and by love, I mean, chest-hair) to an English company in need. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Especially, when you need a million strands of CHEST HAIR! And the chest hair was …

If in LA, stop by the Gusford Gallery to satisfy your meat and luxury item cravings – together! Artist Andrea Hasler has created “Burdens of Excess” through chewed up meat molded to Dior bags and Jimmy Choos. Seriously, my first thought was, are those Kim Kardashian’s cankles on display and did someone …

If you ever wanted nails, but didn’t want those bimbo-ish Lee press-on nails, then these might be for you. Some of us don’t have the time and luxury to sharpen our shanks like the illustrious Miss Mimi does on a daily basis, so these might be the next best thing. …