john galliano

It was John Galliano’s debut couture collection for Maison Margiela and it was on point. There’s no denying Galliano’s touch is that of intricate, beautifully executed couture gold. This is exactly what the House of Margiela needs– exquisite craftsmanship to balance out the experimental fodder that has made them sort …

John Galliano is back! And he breathed new life into Maison Margiela…I bet he did it by twirling his villain mustache and waving his pimp cane. So, hip hip hooray for Galliano getting back into the game and showing it how it’s done. I still give Margiela a big stamp …

Marc Jacobs can go back to roasting his chiseled moobs on a big-ass piece of foil full-time now because it was his last show at Louis Vuitton. He went out with a somber shuffle, rather than a bang with all his funeral chic clothing. Everything was black… I mean, every …

  Although I really would like to punch the A-hole who created pantyhose in the balls, I have to say these stockings are actually really cool. Pantyhose, as you may know, is the leading cause of feminine itching, feminine aggression and overall annoyance of the female kind. It also can …

I think I have found my new favorite designer and her name is Ulyana Sergeenko . Here is her Haute Couture Spring 2013 collection. I did a little research on Ulyana ( I just googled her ass ) and found she’s a socialite- type (that may or may not be a Zsa …

I keep forgetting that John Galliano no longer designs for ‘John Galliano’, which is such a pity. I realize every time after seeing the collection and thinking, ‘damn, that was FUG’. Then I see the photo of current designer, Bill Gaytten, in the last thumbnail and kinda groan with disappointment. …

And just like that, Christian Dior went back to being the matronly label you’d find at the Mature Women’s section of Syms. Seriously, if they can coax back John Galliano  to design again for Dior,with a bottle of  wine and a collection of sharpies to draw on his mustache,  then …

If Mary Poppins had a saucy side, this is what she would wear. Although John Galliano’s name is attached to this collection, Galliano didn’t design a single dress. Bill Gaytten, Galliano’s pattern-maker, took over the house in April and decided to go boring.  It must suck when a collection bears …

Elie Saab has a knack for creating the most elegant princess dress ever. Like this is some Disney Princess sh*t right here. Love it. He should sharpen his needles and scissors, pack up and move his operation into the House of Dior because they need something like this STAT to …

Ever since John ‘Heil’ Galliano got fired earlier this year, the House of Christian Dior has been merde -ing their  pantalons  on getting couture right. In my opinion, no one can compete with Galliano’s craftsmanship and ultra-precise cuts, not even the 2 relatively unknown  designers it took to complete this collection. …