Home / weird (page 20)

weird

Toothy Shoes

Check out these freaky shoes by frantich and young. I thought those were real teeth, but actually they are just rubber teeth… although they totally could’ve used a bunch of dentures if they wanted and Fixodented that sh*t. Anywho, two things about these shoes that I like, though. A) It has …

Read More »

Some effed up Heels.

Ever wonder what sadomasochistic people do in their down time. They wear effed up shoes like this that give them tendonitis, nasty blisters and wonky toenail situations. Seriously, this does not look fun at all. Is it me or does it look sort of paraplegic -ish? Anywho, Amsterdam-based designer Leanie van der …

Read More »

Knitted Dwarven Beards

  Check out these Knitted Beard Hats from thinkgeek… totally a geek’s dream! Not only does it keep you warm, but it makes you look like you’re into either hobos or hobbits. The braids make a nice, tidy touch to the unkempt beard. If I had a beard, I would totally grow …

Read More »

The Baby Holster

The Baby Holster is not really on the market, but imagine if it were. I can’t see how the baby is comfortable with a full view of man groin. Seriously, if I were a baby, I’d cry my lungs out if I was strapped up like that. I do love the Baby …

Read More »

Gareth Pugh- Spring 2013- Splash of Red!

You know a collection is gonna be good when the first model out has her face covered as if she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down or something. Anywho, Gareth is pretty much the king of goth, so this collection definitely fit. Gasp and die! …

Read More »

Hug It Out

Here is the latest and greatest (is it?) from designer Si Chan’s Fall 2012  Hug Me series. Those hands look just like these substitute hands for preemies at the NICU. One of my sons was born a preemie recently and he loved that creepy muppet hand. Anywho, to wear it on a coat …

Read More »

Furry Feet

Celine isn’t really one of the designers that I really like or even think about in terms of being relevant, but they definitely nailed it with these shoes! The clothes are no big deal, but it’s the Muppet fur heels and feet heels that really caught my eye. I’m not …

Read More »

Bag Full of Booze

  Swedish brand  Vernissage really knows how to get the lady wino’s of the world really, really excited. Make a handbag that is actually a box of wine! You could carry this elegant  number around all day everyday, everywhere and everyone would think you’re just naturally a dumb stumbling floozy, not …

Read More »