I WANT ONE!!!!!

Seriously, these are the best invention since the tea ball infuser. it’s the Facekini and it’s all the rage in China. I avoid the beach because of the scary sun rays on my pristine, pale skin. Ok, it’s not really pristine, but I am white like Casper the ghost! Anywho, I wicked hate slathering on sunscreen on my face mainly because it feels sort of greasy and I feel the zits creeping up on me when I do put it on. Anyway, these masks are it! Yeah, you might look like a Mexican wrestler that had one to many enchiladas, but at least you won’t get a tan like this. That bitch is ORANGE. I wonder if I can just wear a ski mask or pantyhose if I can’t find these fabulous Facekinis around these parts.

photos: Neatorama

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Roxanna Bina blogs about, Fashion, Design and Vinyl Toys with a twist of whimsy and fun and also with an acid tongue!

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