Keyboard Kouture

This is one get-up that will attract the ladies! It’s a keyboard smoking jacket and flip flops to match. It looks like the keyboard can massage your feet while you walk- but I am completely against any sort of flip-flop to begin with because of the naked feet factor. I only like my son’s feet. Anywho, this brings new meaning to ‘Can I push your button?” or ‘You’re my type!’. The jacket is made by Julien David. The flip-flops, I’m not sure who made them, but it could be someone access to many defunct computers like this sexy ho.….. or even this one. This one was a lazy and decided to catch a mouse instead. I’ll stop with the cats. Anyway, just need to find a pair of pants to go with this mess. Wait- here it is and they really work! You’ll just look like you have some sort of penile itch, though.

photos: WOW