Design team, Studio Job, have re-imagined to two world landmarks for your home. One is the Eiffel Tower lamp and the other a Taj Mahal table. I like the Eiffel Tower lamp. I like how it bends like a living creature or something. Did you know the designer for the Eiffel Tower used to eat in the restaurant in the Eiffel Tower because it was the only place in Paris where he couldn’t see the Eiffel Tower because he hated it so much? That dude was messed up in the head. It’s like, then b*tch, why did you design it in the first place?? Sick bastard. Anyway, that Taj Mahal table totally looks like it would hurt if you whacked your foot underneath it. It has spears poking underneath it, so it’s totally bound to happen. They should’ve included a few thieving monkeys in there somewhere.