Teacups & Couture A Fashion Blog by Roxanna Bina

Photographer Mariel Clayton  has created a series of masterpieces involving Barbie,  crime scenes and that shady mofo, Ken. Looking at these scenes, the number one suspect that I see is either Ken (because it’s always the boyfriend ) or that jealous ghetto beeeyotch, Skipper.  I never trusted Skipper and her shifty eyes …

  Fresh off a a month long bender of howling at the moon on acid in the mountains of Topanga, Three as Four has given us a collection that consists of empty basmati rice bags, some random quartz crystals, a torn up catwoman suit, fabric remnants, and a galactic cowboy business …

  I love Chanel in general, but sometimes the collections can be geared towards the rich memaws  of the world, which can be frustrating for the young crowd. I think the key to make Chanel not matronly is to mix it up with punky things, like safety pins and funky …

  Here are my favorite picks from Alexis Mabille’s latest couture collection. He really knows how to bring the glamour on kinda like the other Alexis. My fave has to be the last look with the tulle. I love anything tulle because it reminds of ballerinas and also of all …

Spanish designer  Maximo Riera has designed a collection inspired by the most uncuddle-y animals on earth. Check out his chairs that share a body with a rhino, whale, octopus, walrus, and toad. The black finish makes it extra striking and ominous, which I think I like. What this collection needs is …

German designerURB Clothing has made tights fit for the wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz… they’re melting tights! It totally looks like you just crapped your tights. I know my crap has sparkles in it… what about you? Anywho, everyone has a poo poo story involving tights so let me …

  I don’t usually post men’s stuff, but this collection was beyond awesome! It had a Scottish theme to it which I loved. I’m a huge fan of kilts and plaid so this was a win/win for me. Thom Browne  designed this collection so naturally it’s going to be pretty cool. …

  Designer Agnieszka Biernacka takes the world’s best toy, Legos, and makes them into jewelry and cool handbags. Her latest creation is the Lego Birkin bag. It sells for $400 and is a fully functioning handbag. This totally beats those old lady Birkin bags in ostrich or snake skin. Seriously, this …

  Check out these chunky knits from Sibling London ! It’s from their men’s collection, but I would totally wear that! Especially those hats that look like Dumb Donald from Fat Albert. They all look cozy mozy and ready to brave any storm… including a kitty storm! My cats would love to bat at …

Ok, I’m just gonna say it. That third photo looks like a dude’s ball sac. There, now that that’s out of the way, these are useless utensils called “Sensorial Stimuli”, blah blah blah. It’s supposed to give you a new perspective on that thing you’re eating. Seriously, if you’re so …