Tag Archives: cheese

Check out this  Handful Boobie Creamer! For a mere $10, you too can milk it like it was Salma Hayek’s ta-ta’s and you’re the third world baby.  As a lactating mother, I can really appreciate this. Especially, when my 7 year old keeps asking me if he can have my milk too. …

These b*tches at the  Royal Ascot are showing how to do it RIGHT! The Kentucky Derby is like the younger, hillbilly sister of the Royal Ascot. You know the one that gets knocked up because she drank too many wine coolers on a camping trip. Anywho, let’s turn our focus …