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Mermaid Tights

How RAD are these??!! They are tights with mermaid fins made with silicone courtesy of TinkerCast from Germany. They come in a variety of gorgeous colors and even dragon scales for your inner Khalesi! Speaking of mermaids, that movie with Daryl Hannah in it , “Splash“, totally needs to be remade…. with cats! …

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Runaway Hobo Stick

What in hobo hell is this?! This is a real item for sale on Etsy. It will only set you back $59…. it’s a ‘hobo bindle’ for the lady looking for a bit of transient flair in her wardrobe. Honestly, if a carry a bindle, it would be strictly for the …

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Mouth and Ear Candles

For $18, Etsy seller artist uncannyartshop will send you one of these horrific candles to light your life. Seriously, these are candles that you send to an enemy…. forget the glitter, send them a creepy mouth candle! That way, as the candle burns and melts, you can see how Donatella Versace …

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Sinister Figurines

  Coffin Collector on Etsy takes those kitschy figurines you may find at a garage sale  (or in my living room) and transforms them into REAL works of art by adding sinister eyes, smiles and drops of blood. GENIUS! This is HIGH ART in my book! Check out his etsy shop for …

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Cathedral Ring

Whoa! It’s a whole cathedral meant to be worn on your finger! Metal Couture Jewelry on Etsy sells this masterpiece, but unfortch it has already sold out. Is it me or does it look kinda like Castle Greyskull? I think you can’t get any more badass wearing this ring. And it doubles …

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The Homemade Heart

Check out these cool charms made by hand at The Homemade Heart! Each one of these ‘metal sentiments’ are hand stamped and made-to-order with choices of Swarovski crystals and charms. Owner Kristen Conte sent me a fantabulous one with all the names of my children and also one with ‘Teacups and …

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Effed Up Stuff on Etsy

I haven’t been on Etsy lately because I feel like Pinterest is more interesting to look at these days. Unless I’m searching for a specific thing to buy, Etsy isn’t my go to search anymore. Anywho, I came across this collection of weird stuff on Etsy and I thought maybe …

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Anatomy Sweater

Check out this  vintage sweater on Great White Vintage on Etsy! Some lucky bastard already bought it, but one can still dream, right?! Whoever made this masterpiece needs to pony up and make a bodysuit like this. And add a few rhinestones here and there. Rhinestones make EVERYTHING better. photos: Who Killed …

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