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It was flowers upon flowers upon flowers at the Chanel couture show this season…. Krypt Keeper Karl must’ve just discovered these blooming beauties on his rare walk in the park in the daylight. I mean, he must never see flowers since he’s always in his vampire lair, figuring out how to …

  Here are my favorite looks from Chanel’s Pre-Fall collection held in Austria. There’s something ‘Sound of Music’ about it all…My fave has to be the last look with Cara Dela- whatever wearing layers of ruffles and a big ass BOW. But where’s Choupette??? Find that bitch and bring her …

Karl the Cadaver was clutching his new iPhone 6 at the close his Chanel fashion show, which can only mean one thing: it’s his new prop to lure fresh blood into his lair for frequent feedings! Zombies, they’re just like us when it comes to Apple products! No, I kid… Chanel’s …

The latest Chanel collection was a little meh, clothes wise, but accessory-wise it was fantastic! Candy necklaces, milk carton handbags, packaged- meat  Chanel pocketbooks, tweed padlocks, tweed sunglasses and of course, the chainlink  shopping baskets! It was exactly what I love about Chanel… a little tongue-in-cheek,  but chic. I also …

Is it me or do all the models look like Tinkerbell after she married her sugar daddy? I, personally, loved this collection just for the fact that everything is sparkley, shimmery and twee. It’s like a fairy came to Karl the Kaiser one night while he was sucking the blood …

Karl the Kaiser did it again by reinventing Chanel with a hillbilly twist and my was it meh. I thought the fringe was strictly reserved for Bon Jovi. Anywho, Karl took southwestern style carpets and fashioned them into ponchos and other FUG designs. Seriously, Karl must’ve been watching too much …

Karl the Kaiser is rolling in his casket right now…. I know he’s not dead, he just sleeps in a casket every night because that’s what crypt keeper/ vampires do. Anywho, this collection totally looks like something Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel would cough and hack up on any given season …

  Brazilian artist Andre Levy has created a series of clever art called ‘Tales you Lose” involving portraits on coins from around the world. This so awesome on many levels. Firstly, to paint on such a small space is an amazing feat. Secondly, to make an ugly male politician to look like …

A friend of mine gave me a heads up on this talented lingerie designer with a scandalous past… designer Zahia Dehar. She is a French former, high-end prostitute turned model/designer. Check out her fascinating back story here. It’s a nice story of trash, luxury and a happy ending (yes, pun intended)! Even Karl …

  Although I really would like to punch the A-hole who created pantyhose in the balls, I have to say these stockings are actually really cool. Pantyhose, as you may know, is the leading cause of feminine itching, feminine aggression and overall annoyance of the female kind. It also can …