Hood by Air- Spring 2015- Menswear Gone to the Dogs

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I only posted this because of the lucite Elizabethan collars…. and the boy models look really, really mad. I hope they got paid well.

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Gareth Pugh- Spring 2015- Time to hide under the bed…..

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This collection is giving me KKK vibes. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s those ominous masks. In any case, here’s Gareth Pugh’s latest collection that could easily double as a cocktail dress for one of those Illuminati parties hosted by the Rothschilds. The burlap bag head is the creepiest, in my opinion. That’s right, I need to pick up a bag of basamati rice… thanks for reminding me, Gareth!

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Au Jour Le Jour- Spring 2015- Cartoon Glamour

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Au Jour Le Jour is pretty new on my radar. Usually, I scan quickly through each new designer’s collection because most are boring, but, I was drawn to the cartoony sushi, ice cream cones and headless shrimp printed on the dresses. This collection gives me Ashish vibes, mostly for the use of sequins and denim. Let’s keep an eye on Au Jour Le Jour… they may turn out to be a cool little fashion house.

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Dolce & Gabbana- Spring 2015- Dressed to Kill

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The theme of our favorite Italian tax evader’s collection was the bullfighter! I, personally, do not condone bull fighting because I think it’s cruel to bulls and red capes, but I did find this collection very beautiful. I can’t wait for a prison theme since they’ll be doing some time in the clink sometime soon. I can imagine orange, stripes and handcuffs will be a recurring design throughout the collection. Anywho, bullfighters it is until then!

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Meadham Kirchoff- Spring 2015- Mess in a Dress or is it Dress is a Mess?

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Meadham Kirchoff’s latest collection is a vision of ….of…. okay it’s not really a vision of anything, I guess. It’s just one huge mess. I want to root for them because I usually like their stuff but this season was as if they let loose of toddlers in a Salvation Army and told them to create their imaginary friend. Clothes piled on each other with no rhyme or reason, tons of bungee cords, leggings with bed bugs attached to them… good lord! I guess mass producing for Topshop drove them mad.  Oh well, there’s always next season!

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Moschino- Spring 2015- Barbie Girl

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This was such a brilliant show! Barbie x Moschino ! I’m an avid Barbie collector, so this is a dream come true… I feel like I’ve seen these outfits on Barbie’s before, especially the evening gowns… The best is the hot pink motorcycle jacket outfit. If that doesn’t scream international glamour icon Angelyne then I don’t know what does. I also loved the copious amounts of pink through out the collection… pink is my favorite. Yay for Jeremy Scott! Moschino is back, baby!

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Oscar de la Renta- Spring 2015- Check Mate

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Have I told you lately how much I love Gingham? Sure it looks like a picnic table, but there’s something very spring and innocent about the check pattern, especially when it’s in pastel hues. Something 1960’s Brigitte Bardot about it… anywho, Mr. De la Renta passed away this past week and he certainly gave us a cheery spring collection before he did.  May he rest in peace…..those are some big shoes to fill.

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