Disco hookers and Coke-sniffing 70’s socialites are rejoicing today because they finally have something to wear to their neighbor’s daytime pool party. I mean, they never would go in the pool… just sit by it. in the shade. away from the water. so they don’t get wet. or tanned. Any who, since I was still shitting in a diaper in the later end of the 1970’s, I missed that whole Studio 54 lifestyle. So, I guess this is like a quick bit of history class, sort of. Lesson One: Scowl like you just found out that there are no more Clove cigarettes left in your purse. Lesson Two: Wear dark raccoon eyes with rabid, zombie lips at ALL TIMES. Lesson Three: Don’t eat. I love history!
photos: Vogue