jewelry

I’m always astounded by all the earthy mommy crap there is out there. Yes, giving birth and having children is a small miracle, but the merchandising surrounding it is kinda annoying. I really do cherish my kids and what not, but the birth is wicked gross and messy and everything …

Check out this awesome UK site called Avenue 32. They offer the latest designer clothes, shoes and jewelry right to your door, worldwide! Whether you need a set of swanky pajamas or a classic cocktail dress or just a basic uniform for everyday, Avenue 32 has got it. Here are my …

If Silence of the Lambs was a theme on RuPaul’s Drag Race, you would get Amato Haute Couture’s mask collection. I’m not sure what season these dresses are from, but it looks pretty timeless to me. With all that studding and metal, you’ll never have to go to the gym …

Feline Fatale Etsy shop created these wonderful kitty jewelry that is a must for all us cat ladies. You can wear these cats around your neck, on your ears, on your collar or around your finger. They need to make a white version for all the purrrrrrrsian cat lovers. That would …

American artist Jennifer Crupi designed these ‘sculptural’ pieces of jewelry. If you told me that these were equipment familiar in a gyn’s office, I would believe you. These don’t look like jewelry, but rather restraint devices used in the medical field. Especially that elbow stirrup thingy. I’m not going to go there. …

As you may know, I friggin’ love BOWS! Lace, satin, velvet, vinyl, leather- if it’s in the shape of a bow, I love it. Anywho, Antwerp designer Niels Peeraer‘s spring 2013 collection is sprinkled with nude-colored leather bows on structured handbags, headpieces, necklaces and  rings- really beautiful stuff. You just have …

Check out these jewels from Juxtapoz Jewels… it’s a  Ribcage Ring and Granny’s Grenades! So cool! I love love love the Granny’s Grenades! It’s little grenades on a multi-stranded pearl necklace. And the pearls are real! It’ll set you back $500, but who cares! If I can look have as fabulous as that pug, …

Check out this ring by Kest Schwartzman of Vagabond Jewelry! It’s a Guillotine or Divorce Ring…. I think it looks more like  ‘get-a-tetanus-shot-asap’ ring. This also a great guillotine for a tiny being like a mouse or something. Speaking of guillotines, that scene with Anne Boleyn in The Tudors– dang! It was pretty …

Check out  the new Swarvoski Elements App available at iTunes! It’s available for download so you can read about the famous bling used in show costumes, fashion and jewelry. Get it now! By the way, I have Swarovski figurines of all my kitties. Really cute when they’re all on display together. photos: …

Jewelry designer Lisa Watson doesn’t design your average plastic jewelry. These are huge, oversized boxes that are sure to make everyday tasks cumbersome. These are really cool, but I can’t see me wearing these like say, when I’m wiping my ass going to the bathroom or something skilled like that. If I …