Accessories

Check out these croissant earrings by Petit Plat ! I love love love croissants, but not just any croissant. There are croissants that taste like cardboard (like those ones at BJ’s (not a euphemism) warehouse or Starbucks) and then there are croissants that melt in your mouth and conjure up all sorts …

The rise of sneakers   The seriously trending footwear of the moment has calmly snuck up and given all other shoes a run for their money. That’s right, sneakers have seized the imagination of designers, and stars and celebrities have bought into those dazzling designs to bring the sneaker right …

  Viktor & Rolf must have had a Friday night movie marathon with The Grudge and every other Japanese horror movie with a creepy chick with unkempt, savage hair, Angelina Ballerina and that airbrush shop in every suburban mall. Their latest couture show was a combination or elegance and fright. I …

  English artist Frances Wadsworth-Jones turns bird poo into really fugly jewelry. If you’re in the market for wearing bird feces for decoration, then it will set you back US$4 grand. Yes, as in $4,000! In this economy, you could totally DIY by just sitting under a tree for a …

Aaaaahhhhh….. these wigs bring back memories. I had 2 Cabage Patch Dolls that my parents fought tooth and nail for at a toy store in Italy during the heydays of the Cabbage Patch Dolls. During that time, soccer moms were spontaneously combusting, butt holes were exploding, and bitch smacks were …

Check out Tokyo-born artist Maiko Takeda (that dude that made the spiked-crystal headgear for Bjork) latest venture… it’s shadow jewelry! Talk about being shady! Gong! These are pretty damn cool except you have to travel with a constant spotlight. Maybe you can get a friend to flash a flashlight on you at appropriate …

  Check out these Star Wars rings by Japanese designer  J.A.P.. All the classic characters are available including  Darth Vader, Chewbacca, Ackbar, Boba Fett, Jabba the Hutt and more. I’m still waiting for that hot b*tch, Salacious Crumb:   I mean, look at that terrifyingly beautimus face. No one gets to be …

  British designer CliveRoddy laser cuts wood into small idyllic settings made especially for your finger. These are so woodsy and rustic and adorable. All they need is a gnome and the Swiss Family Robinson to pop out of one the rings. They look a little sharp, so it can totally double …

I haven’t been on Etsy lately because I feel like Pinterest is more interesting to look at these days. Unless I’m searching for a specific thing to buy, Etsy isn’t my go to search anymore. Anywho, I came across this collection of weird stuff on Etsy and I thought maybe …

Check out these shoes by  Sebastian Errazuriz Studio… Each one represents a past lover, whether it maybe a fashion model or the teary-eyed lover. These are pretty cool and need to mass produced, so I can get a pair. My fave is the gold digger shoe, of course. Bu I thought a gold …