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According to the the creator of Jaktogo, John Power, ‘Only fools pay for extra  luggage, clever people have a Jaktogo!” I guess I’m a fool for not looking like a fool! HHAHAHAHAHA.  “The Jaktogo” is a very large coat that carries your extra belongings while traveling. Basically, it’s  traveling hobo …

Dang! That is a lot of pencil shavings. I know this is supposed to be artsy and stuff but imagine telling people you just glued pencil shavings to your face earlier in the day. Whaaaaat? Looks better than it sounds , I guess. Well,  UK artist Anmagdan did just that and more. …

And he’s probably put this on layaway as we speak! After he puts the lotion in the basket, of course.  Designed by  Local Androids, this revolutionary piece of garment that resembles human skin quivers or something when it gets close to people. File this under: Sh*t that makes you want to hide …

Seriously, these are the best invention since the tea ball infuser. it’s the Facekini and it’s all the rage in China. I avoid the beach because of the scary sun rays on my pristine, pale skin. Ok, it’s not really pristine, but I am white like Casper the ghost! Anywho, …

British artist Julian Hakes has designed one of the fuggest shoes ever. I love the colors, but do they have to look like a household cleaning tool? I’m not sure if I should use it to clean the shower or wear it. Maybe it looks better in person. I dunno. For now, …

No, Griffin Leather is not Peter Griffin’s basement lair of Fifty Shades of Grey paraphernalia (sorry for that imagery)….. It’s a shop on Etsy that sells this leather plague mask and human head skull handbag. Honestly, that mask is all kinds of freaky that makes me want to run and hide under …

Scandinavian DesignLab and PARISTEXAS  have teamed together to make a series of bags that look like a bug that had a musical instrument shoved up its tiny, little bug ass. Making the impossible, possible thanks to the Danish. Anywho, I really wish I was a fly on the wall (no pun) in …

Whenever I think of a Ouija board, I think of that Cartel dude (the old dude with the bell that couldn’t speak) on Breaking Bad and how he communicated with a bell and Ouija Board. Side note: What is a Ouija board doing in a nursing home?? Anywho, Miss Fiendish Apparel designed heels …

Artist Jean Shin raided the medicine cabinet of every Hollywood actress to make these fanciful chandeliers in the name of art. Seriously, these are prescription bottles that have taken on a second life hanging from a museum ceiling. Not bad, prescription bottles, not bad. They look more  like stalagmites, than chandeliers, but …

Designer Rey Pador, recent graduate of the Royal Academy of Fine Arts in  Antwerp, knows how to throw together a look that even Gareth Pugh would give a side-eye to. But he totally redeems himself with that furry jump suit in the first photo. It’s like a giant Mr. Marmar minus …