BUT WAIT….. THERE’S MORE!!! This is borderline INSANE and COOL. Like, it’s cool because who wouldn’t want their own face on their nails…? You’ll never forget what you look like… especially when each nail is a range of emotions like happy, sad, and resting bitchface. And INSANE, well, because DUH…. …
Read More »Vaquera- Spring 2018- So Hip it Hurts!
From the streets of Brooklyn to the pages of Vogue, Vaquera has come a long a way in such a short period of time. The designers probably burned all their financing money on Pabst beer, a vegan brunch and almond milk and all that was left was just enough to …
Read More »Swedish School of Textiles- Spring 2018- Nuni approved….
These are looks from the Swedish School of Textile…this totally looks like the everyday things that hang in Nuni’s closet. Totally normal. Next time my umbrella gets all jacked up in a hurricane, I’m gonna transform it into ‘COUTURE’. And by ‘COUTURE’, I mean something that will scare small children …
Read More »Vivienne Westwood- Spring 2018 – What a circus!
I’ll just leave this gem here. photos:Vogue
Read More »Rick Owens-Menswear- Fall 2017- Sleeping Bags are the New Black.
This one time I went camping in our backyard. It was one of the single most dreadful experiences of my life. The ground was hard, the sleeping bag was all twisted and it was balls- to- the- wall cold. I was paranoid about small animals and bugs nesting in our …
Read More »MAN- Fall 2017- Stranger Men
A collective of three designers made up a show called “MAN” in London for fall of 2017. It was pretty out there, which I enjoy for entertainment. But, if I saw dudes running around the street in an adobe chimney or a patriot fish costume, I’d probably take my children …
Read More »Clothing Carcasses
Israeli artist Tamara Kostianovsky created a series of work called “Actus Reus”. She took pieces of clothing and created butchered meat for the series. Here is her (F)artist statement: “The material connects our bodies with the ones in the work, bringing violent acts into a familiar realm. My intention is to confront …
Read More »Hood By Air- Spring 2017- Hot Mess
Woe is the dude in the blue rain poncho and pants! Give him a piece of chocolate…. a fluffy kitten…. a unicorn… something to cheer him up. Anywho, this collection was a mess, but was to be expected because it’s Hood by Air. Models wallowed down the runway in awkwardly fitted …
Read More »V Files- Spring 2017- Delightfully Delirious!
Check out the latest and the greatest (and by greatest, I mean, the most effed up and delirious!) from V Files! That last look totally reminds me of this time when I wanted to make haute couture out of a 6-pack roll of Charmin. I was 13 and bored. …
Read More »Undercover- Spring 2016- Tears of a Clown
This collection was a cross between The Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper Lonely Hearts Club and a Slappy the Dummy from Goosebumps. That’s all I’ve got. photos: vogue
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