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Here are my favorite messed-up looks from the senior class at Central Saint Martins! It’s a mess all around and I LOVE it!!! photos: Style

Dutch designer Maaike Fransen has designed a line with My Gym balls, bubble gum masks and furry, flesh- colored hats. In other words, it was a total mess that I enjoyed watching. Any who, that baby looks like he’s had it. One one hand, he likes being carried around. On the other …

Dutch designer Bas Kosters   is known for his outlandish designs. The stroller company, Bugaboo, has even had him commission strollers in his busy, head-spinning designs. It’s a conspiracy to keep babies dazed and confused in the buggy.  Anyway, I don’t have much else to say about this collection, except maybe ‘Excedrin, and …

  I’m getting a migraine just looking at these… the straw, the squiggly patterns, the hodge podge colors! Make it stop, Mr. Viktor  and Mr. Rolf! Make it Stooooop! photos: Style

It’s PENIS-GATE! The twigs and berries have sprouted for Fall! Weiner– shnitzels are IN this season! Woody wood Pecker is high fashion! Throw the dog a Bone-r! How Schlong is the hemline this season? Dingaling a ling : the answer is Peen. and one last one…. Why wasn’t Jon Hamm and …

Mothmeister … oh my dear god…. this is what nightmares are made of ! I believe these are taxidermic animals posing with their creepy ass person. Really, this makes SAW like a lullaby. Not really, SAW is still one of the most messed up, most horrific movie I have ever, ever seen …

Artist Lucy Glendinning has all of us hiding under our beds after her last installation. Who knew that humans covered in feathers would be creepy!? It’s like KFC’s new chicken experiment gone haywire! It’s like Chernobyl crossed with Foghorn Leghorn! This could be a premise for a horror movie. Anywho,  this exists and …

Designer Jenny Fax has always been very avant garde, so this season wasn’t shocking. The only thing I found kinda weird was the ‘homage’ to child funerals. Yeah, okay. Those blue plastic pants in the 10th photo are everything, though. I could rock those day and night and never have …

Japanese fake food maker, Hatanaka, has released a special line of jewelry and hair accessories that look like regurgitated food. Seriously, they look like something my 7 month old might vom. I have to say, I love love love pasta, but never thought of wearing it on my head as an …

Here’s what fashion week looked like this season in Berlin… those crazy Germans! photos: Tokyo Fashion Diaries