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I only posted this because of the lucite Elizabethan collars…. and the boy models look really, really mad. I hope they got paid well. photos: Style

Meadham Kirchoff’s latest collection is a vision of ….of…. okay it’s not really a vision of anything, I guess. It’s just one huge mess. I want to root for them because I usually like their stuff but this season was as if they let loose of toddlers in a Salvation Army …

Ummmm, I’ll just leave this right here. photos: Style

This collection is like a midwestern raver tripping on patchouli fumes after watching a Shrek marathon. In other words, it totally makes sense! This is the show that the hillbilly chipmunk made an appearance at debuting her new jewelry line, which looks like a Claire’s circa 2001 exploded.  Anywho, I’m curious …

Check out HyperLips by Los Angeles brand Artecnica ! Part terrifying, part ridiculous, these plastic lips will come handy when you’ve got a trip to the dentist. Totally reminds me of Willy Wonka visiting his father, the dentist. Walking around with lips like Steven Tyler in drag is sure to attract the unsavory. This calls for …

Thom Browne always gives us the ‘crazy train express’ that I always wish I had a ticket to  because his brand of crazy is straight up ART, bitch! This season’s menswear was a blend of  international sensation Klaus Nomi, international sensation Body Worlds , and Japanese sensation Comme Des Garçon …

If you thought Crocs were the devil’s hooves, then Satsuki Ohata’s Fondue Slipper are  Lucifer’s favorite pair of lounging loafers! These are made with melted PVC that mold to your feet for a custom fit. A) They’re hideous. B) It will pick up any bunions or corns you may have and it will …

I’m just going to leave this here. photos: Style

Rodarte’s inspiration drew from the original Star Wars and my college theater costume design professor. That lady smelled like Sanka, Werther’s and cigarette smoke. She dressed like an extra from “Maude” everyday and was as tall as Big Bird. I never saw her without a strand of long- ass pearls …

If you ever wanted a pair of Gary Busey loafers, then you’re in luck!  POP Postproduction has designed a little collection of creepy shoes with teeth popping out to scare the hell out of anyone (but not this guy). It’s a wide variety of teeth and loafers to fit anyone’s personal …