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I am in LOVE- LOVE-LOVE  with these motorcycle jackets done by Louis Vuitton this season. That is all. photos: Vogue

Our favorite fashionable vampire came out of the crypt and decided to do an entire collection based on air travel! Because air travel is so GLAMOROUS! From the stain-ridden seats, to the cramped leg space, to the stale nuts (lucky if you get those!), cranky stewardesses, and bed-bug ridden blankets, …

Check out these awesome cat handbags by “Japanese housewife who loves cats”  Pico! Shut up and take my money, say I. Each bag retails for about $700, but the catch is that they sell on Ebay Japan so, naturally, there’s a blood bath of bidding, because, you know, it’s Japan and people …

The surrounding theme of this collection was bananas! I’d say it was more like ‘hobo- hippie on a safari rave’. Fun fact: There was this one dude I remember in my college days that totally fit the profile for ‘hobo-hippie on a safari rave’. He played the bongos and never …

  I’ll just leave this here. photos: Vogue

Vivienne Westwood’s collection this season was a hodgepodge of The Tudors, random beekeepers and that dude that sang that song ‘Burning Down the House’.  It was quite entertaining to say the least. Those oversized jackets are perfect for the airplane. Your head doesn’t hit the gross headrest and you can …

Rick Owens, resident costume designer for (insert any religious cult), just went beyond anything anyone would have imagined at a fashion show. Even Xenu gave the side-eye when Scientology’s favorite darling sent models strapped on other models in unflattering ways. And by unflattering, I mean, EWWWWWWWWW- don’t fart or shart unflattering. …

Our favorite Bollywood designer, who clearly loves the rave scene, unveiled his latest collection in Paris and it was not disappointing at all! This season’s theme included his usual techno- rave style in conjunction with gypsies from the mountains of Bulgaria. I love his recurring theme of colorful neon colors juxtaposed …

And by best, I mean , at its strangest. Anrealage shows in Paris, but is actually a Japanese label. Any who, this collection gave me Viktor & Rolf vibes. It was cool, but I felt like I’ve seen this sort of thing before. I dunno… maybe all this fashion week …