Art

Photographer Mariel Clayton  has created a series of masterpieces involving Barbie,  crime scenes and that shady mofo, Ken. Looking at these scenes, the number one suspect that I see is either Ken (because it’s always the boyfriend ) or that jealous ghetto beeeyotch, Skipper.  I never trusted Skipper and her shifty eyes …

  Fresh off a a month long bender of howling at the moon on acid in the mountains of Topanga, Three as Four has given us a collection that consists of empty basmati rice bags, some random quartz crystals, a torn up catwoman suit, fabric remnants, and a galactic cowboy business …

Spanish designer  Maximo Riera has designed a collection inspired by the most uncuddle-y animals on earth. Check out his chairs that share a body with a rhino, whale, octopus, walrus, and toad. The black finish makes it extra striking and ominous, which I think I like. What this collection needs is …

  Designer Agnieszka Biernacka takes the world’s best toy, Legos, and makes them into jewelry and cool handbags. Her latest creation is the Lego Birkin bag. It sells for $400 and is a fully functioning handbag. This totally beats those old lady Birkin bags in ostrich or snake skin. Seriously, this …

Ok, I’m just gonna say it. That third photo looks like a dude’s ball sac. There, now that that’s out of the way, these are useless utensils called “Sensorial Stimuli”, blah blah blah. It’s supposed to give you a new perspective on that thing you’re eating. Seriously, if you’re so …

Pakistani artist Khalil Chishtee takes plastic shopping bags and transforms them into haunting sculptures that may or may not remind you of a melted wax face of an aging, albino Hollywood socialite. Seriously, this could be the future for plastic bags- melt them down and use it as Botox. Anywho, what I …

British designer Nasir Mazhar is best known for his avant-guarde headwear, but this season he has branched out to clothes for both men and women.  If you go on his website, it’s just one long ass video of a bunch of people in crazy clothes chillin’ at what looks like a …

Ok, riddle me this: Can chainmail actually protect your feet from all the millions of microscopic, nasty ass stuff that are found on the ground? I think not. But, then again, I’m a germaphobe, so anything involving feet and the outside elements are high on my vom list. Anywho, these …

If  you ever wanted beads, a zoo, or  unicorns to hang from your eyelids, then Eyelash jewelry  is your kinda place! These are false eyelashes with cutouts of animals, fruits, shoes,  you name it. I would think it would be super uncomfortable having crap dangling from your eyelids constantly, but what would …

Check out these creepy 19th Century Headless Portraits . These haven’t been photoshopped recently, but rather they were created back in the 19th century with negatives and actual photographs. It was the beginning of photoshop! Now people photoshop smaller butts and bigger boobs- BOOOO! I’d like to see a headless Kardashian …