Art

The Golden Girls portrait in BEANS!!? Spice Girls in CANDY?!! Drew Barrymoore in MEAT?!! Donald Trump in JUNK?! Tammy Faye Baker in YARN?!! Who could ask for more?? These legends (at least in my little head) are all composed in art using random food and junk items that could feed …

These b*tches at the  Royal Ascot are showing how to do it RIGHT! The Kentucky Derby is like the younger, hillbilly sister of the Royal Ascot. You know the one that gets knocked up because she drank too many wine coolers on a camping trip. Anywho, let’s turn our focus …

If your idea of a resort is a 1970’s mental hospital dipped in pastel macaroon shades then Rochas is for you! Seriously, I sort of love the colors, especially that beautiful green in the second photo. It’s like this one polyester suit I picked up around Easter from Sal’s Boutique …

Chinese Artist Maleonn Ma takes the most effed up dreams and makes them into lovely art. Seriously, these are things you dream when you eat that late night pizza with buffalo chicken on top. I don’t know about you, but when I eat heavy, spicy meals late night, I dream up …

Remember those gorgeous straw hats at the afternoon tea party before Alice’s adventures in the Tim Burton movie, ‘Alice in Wonderland’? The hat company known as  Moody & Farrell designed those spectacular hats! Here are some of the hats they have designed over the years. I love how whimsy and …

Japanese designer Yusuke Maegawa is a recent graduate of Central Saint Martins and has 2 collections under his belt already. His use of layers and ruffles and pleats make the perfect outfit for concealing things. I would hide my kitties in those ruffles all snuggly-like. Maybe some snacks for myself. …

Check out this creepy art by artist Gretchen Ryan! It’s like a Texan kiddie beauty pageant trapped in a nightmare belonging to the illustrious Mr. Marmar! Notice the kitty legs in some of the paintings…. dayum! I have to say the first painting is like an awesome parade of Fran …

Artist Robert The has found a way to put those Encyclopedias to good use- a broom! I have a story about Encyclopedias ( remember this sessy Encyclopedia dude?), by the way. When was in junior high, no one really used the internet for anything yet, not even porn! Can you imagine …

Who says you need to fix roads? Just send artist Juliana Santacruz Herrera to knit the holes away! They just need to set her up on the side of the street with a lawn chair and some knitting needles so she can get on each pothole as it comes along. Put …

Check out these cool magazine covers and fashion ads by Inge Jacobsen– she stitched these by hand and each cover took her 2 months. That’s a lot of patience! Once upon a time, I used to needle-craft like an golden-aged, church lady on a mission! It was addictive and I would …