This is Art?

It’s Sprockets at the Circus! I’ll just leave this glorious gem right here. photos: Vogue

Norwegian artist Malin Bülow creates art through lycra bodysuits and humans tethered to each other or buildings to create ‘tension’ and different shapes. Sounds super claustrophobic and strange. Anywho, check out Bülow’s website for more info on her ‘intense’ work. Photos: This is Collossal

Check out the latest from the students Central Saint Martins! Just stick a foam mattress on your head and call it a day! photos:Vogue

Check out the latest from Van Beirendonck’s collection! It’s like a Party Monster… super colorful and fuzzy. This is a men’s collection, but clearly any one can wear … especially any club kids out there! photos: Vogue

No show is ever complete without a random appearance by LIL’ KIM, okay? Fun fact: I saw Lil’ Kim once in concert in Providence, RI and that beeotch had us waiting 2 hours for 3 songs. I probably would’ve left after an hour, but my ride home was drunk barfing …

  Ever wonder how rich people shit? Well, take a look at this Louis Vuitton toilet! It’s made from 24 different LV bags made by artist Illma Gore and is selling for the tiny sum of $100,000. If you’re curious how this luxurious toilet works and looks like visit the Tradesy …

Andreas Kronthaler took over Vivienne Westwood for this season and didn’t disappoint with thrift store finds for the demented street urchin. Fabulous! So I googled Andreas’s ass to see what he’d done before and wikipedia burped out this gem: “Andreas Kronthaler (born 11 March 1952) is an Austrian former sport …

BUT WAIT….. THERE’S MORE!!! This is borderline INSANE and COOL. Like, it’s cool because who wouldn’t want their own face on their nails…? You’ll never forget what you look like… especially when each nail is a range of emotions like happy, sad, and resting bitchface. And INSANE, well, because DUH…. …

From the streets of Brooklyn to the pages of Vogue, Vaquera has come a long a way in such a short period of time. The designers probably burned all their financing money on Pabst beer, a vegan brunch and almond milk and all that was left was just enough to …

These are looks from the Swedish School of Textile…this totally looks like the everyday things that hang in Nuni’s closet. Totally normal. Next time my umbrella gets all jacked up in a hurricane, I’m gonna transform it into ‘COUTURE’. And by ‘COUTURE’, I mean something that will scare small children …