Models were busting out of frames like trapped subjects of art making a break for it. In other words, the daily life of Miss Mimi... a trapped cat, held hostage in a Californian seaside village by her awful captors that feed her premium cat food and a variety of cat …
Read More »Parsons- Spring 2016- We’ll hang this on the fridge for ya!
Here are my favorite looks from those kooky Parsons students! I love love love the collection with random household items turned into wearable clothing. And by wearable, I mean, wearing them without being forcefully admitted into a mental asylum. I do have to say I would wear the Fedex coat, mostly …
Read More »Yohji Yamamoto- Fall 2015- Gothic Reaper
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa! This one Hefty Cinch Sack party I want to go to! So many styles of black on black on black. Even the Grim Reaper is like ‘too much, too much’! What’s entertaining is not the impracticality of it, but the fact that you can probably recreate these …
Read More »Chicken Skin Couture
Artists Victor Ivanov and Lewis Burton went full on ‘Buffalo Bill’ with this jumpsuit made out of chicken skin. Foghorn Leghorn just shuddered and is hiding in his multi-million dollar coop. The hilarious part of all of this, the guy strutted around in public wearing the stitched salmonella. Seriously, if I saw …
Read More »Gore and S’more
Oh dear! Here is a super grotesque tent created by Swiss artist Andre Hasler. Honestly, this is super disturbing to me because in a few weeks, my 8 year old has a a school camping trip coming up and already I have anxiety about not having running water, no wi-fi, eating prepackaged …
Read More »Bird Poo Jewelry
English artist Frances Wadsworth-Jones turns bird poo into really fugly jewelry. If you’re in the market for wearing bird feces for decoration, then it will set you back US$4 grand. Yes, as in $4,000! In this economy, you could totally DIY by just sitting under a tree for a …
Read More »Painting by Boobs
I gotta hand it to the ladies with the big kahunas…. as a lady with a small stature (I’m a shrimpy 5’2″ and usually weigh less than a large German Shepard), I’m sort of lucky to have small boobs that don’t infringe on my stomach sleeping, don’t really bounce when …
Read More »I’m Melting…..
Multi-media artist May Sum sure knows how to make a thing of beauty horrifically mutilated. Seriously, these lipsticks carved into Hollywood legends are all just a carve away from being the after photo of a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. If looking like a melted candle in the wind is the look, then …
Read More »The Monsters of Piccinini
These are some creepy-ass sculptures by artist Patricia Piccinini. It’s like a mash up of Gollum, Jar Jar Binks and Donald Trump’s hair. The first time I saw these, I did a double take because I thought they were babies or animals with birth defects, so I let out a loud …
Read More »Maison Margiela- Haute Couture- Fall 2013- Flower Power
Yay!!! I can take my stash of fake flowers from Michael’s and put them to good use! I can also take a hockey mask and bedazzle the crap out of it so I can look like these fools! Poor models should be paid bank just to walk the runway …
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