karl lagerfeld

Check out this awesome collection by Karl the Kaiser! Who knew zombies eat in cafés!? It’s set in a café in Paris, so we know two things: A) the service sucks and B)the food is overpriced. I really love love love the clutch in the shape of plates in the …

It was flowers upon flowers upon flowers at the Chanel couture show this season…. Krypt Keeper Karl must’ve just discovered these blooming beauties on his rare walk in the park in the daylight. I mean, he must never see flowers since he’s always in his vampire lair, figuring out how to …

  Here are my favorite looks from Chanel’s Pre-Fall collection held in Austria. There’s something ‘Sound of Music’ about it all…My fave has to be the last look with Cara Dela- whatever wearing layers of ruffles and a big ass BOW. But where’s Choupette??? Find that bitch and bring her …

Karl the Cadaver was clutching his new iPhone 6 at the close his Chanel fashion show, which can only mean one thing: it’s his new prop to lure fresh blood into his lair for frequent feedings! Zombies, they’re just like us when it comes to Apple products! No, I kid… Chanel’s …

Is it me or do all the models look like Tinkerbell after she married her sugar daddy? I, personally, loved this collection just for the fact that everything is sparkley, shimmery and twee. It’s like a fairy came to Karl the Kaiser one night while he was sucking the blood …

  Oh that Karl… he’s gotten all artsy fartsy on us. Which is ok, because I actually like this collection. I don’t love love love it, but I like it. The paint swatches are what really have me excited. The thyroid tumor pearl necklaces are also rad in my book. …

Karl the Kaiser is rolling in his casket right now…. I know he’s not dead, he just sleeps in a casket every night because that’s what crypt keeper/ vampires do. Anywho, this collection totally looks like something Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel would cough and hack up on any given season …

A friend of mine gave me a heads up on this talented lingerie designer with a scandalous past… designer Zahia Dehar. She is a French former, high-end prostitute turned model/designer. Check out her fascinating back story here. It’s a nice story of trash, luxury and a happy ending (yes, pun intended)! Even Karl …

  Although I really would like to punch the A-hole who created pantyhose in the balls, I have to say these stockings are actually really cool. Pantyhose, as you may know, is the leading cause of feminine itching, feminine aggression and overall annoyance of the female kind. It also can …

Karl the Kaiser has designed these Ice Cream Cone Shoes for Melissa. These are pretty sweet in my opinion and wouldn’t expect Karl ” She’s a little too fat” Lagerfeld to design these. I mean, ice cream adds more flesh and fat to a body of a mortal which is totally vomitotious …