Fashion Designers

Wowie Wow wow!! These outfits were like a wallpaper of an 18th century powder room, Japanese armor and Pre-schooler with scissor and glue were thrown into a dark room for 4 hours. What I mean by that is that it was pretty DAMN COOL! Although, I wouldn’t wear it to …

This totally reminds me my friend’s dog that had his matted, sheep dog hair in his face all the time. That is all. photos: Vogue

Oh My Word! This was THE collection of ALL TIME! It was a fairytale theme for our most favorite alleged tax embezzlers and it was MAGNIFICENT! It was every girl’s dream wrapped in sequins, flowers, tulle, and lots and lots of embroidery! Swoon! I am on a mission to get …

I stumbled upon Ashley Rose Couture  while reading Juxtapoz magazine and boy, what a treat! Hailing from Massachusetts, Ashley Rose has created some remarkable pieces reminiscent of Alexander McQueen. The photo shoots for her pieces are equally stunning and intriguing. And the best part of all… “In the upcoming weeks, I …

Karl the Kaiser conquered Cuba with his Resort 2017 collection for Chanel. Cuba has been sort of cut-off from the world for over 30 years, so it was about high-time to celebrate their re-connection with a huge insanely expensive fashion show in the middle of Havana- a place where no …

Chinese-Dutch designer Hu Sheguang used miles and miles of the devil’s favorite color to create a runway show fit for Lucifer and all his satanic little friends. In other words, it was GLORIOUS! Or shall I say GORE– RIOUS? Let’s analyze ! First off, any designer that incorporates matching devil babies …

My ideas of a mountain frauline is exactly this. Except, a little more plump and stern. And more body hair. Any who, this collection was a beautiful winter wonderland. What made it beautiful was the copious amount of Mr. Miggins fur used throughout. It’s almost like snuggling with the fluff- …

Those crazy kids are at it again! It was a wide range from broken-condom-on-a-Safari  to  Nanna’s powder room wallpaper -coming- to -life. In other words, it was a mess and I loved it! And, they still did better than Yeezy and his millions of dollars for a budget. So, we’ll hang this on …

Here are some of my favorite looks from Iris Van Herpes’ (I mean, Herpen ) collection…. Her outfits are pretty cool in photos, so imagine the detail up close and personal. I’ve never seen her pieces up close, but I’m pretty sure I’d drool over them instantly. The first look …

Disco hookers and Coke-sniffing 70’s socialites are rejoicing today because they finally have something to wear to their neighbor’s daytime pool party. I mean, they never would go in the pool… just sit by it. in the shade. away from the water. so they don’t get wet. or tanned. Any who, …