It was Jeremy Scott’s debut as head designer of Moschino and all I have to say YES! YES! YES!!!! FINALLY, a match made in heaven…. Moschino was definitely waning this past decade, until Jeremy gave a nice AED shock to its heart with this collection. Moschino is BACK! Back from …
Read More »Marc by Marc Jacobs- Fall 2014- BMX Raver
Here is the latest from Marc by Mac Jacobs… I’m getting 90’s vibes from this collection, particularly due to the plaid, techno-raver colors. This is something that I would wear in back in 1996. I find it funny that fashion recycles every 20 years because it just means you’ve …
Read More »Jean Paul Gaultier- Haute Couture- Spring 2014- Flutter Away
At Jean Paul Gaultier’s haute couture show, it was all butterfly-themed. Either Gaultier has been watching ‘Silence of the Lambs’ (I know it’s really a moth, just go with me here) or he’s been jamming to Mariah Carey’s Butterfly one too many times. Either way, it was a beautimus collection, …
Read More »Viktor & Rolf- Haute Couture- Spring 2014- Mad Ballerinas
Viktor & Rolf must have had a Friday night movie marathon with The Grudge and every other Japanese horror movie with a creepy chick with unkempt, savage hair, Angelina Ballerina and that airbrush shop in every suburban mall. Their latest couture show was a combination or elegance and fright. I …
Read More »Chanel-Haute Couture- Spring 2014- Posh Pixie
Is it me or do all the models look like Tinkerbell after she married her sugar daddy? I, personally, loved this collection just for the fact that everything is sparkley, shimmery and twee. It’s like a fairy came to Karl the Kaiser one night while he was sucking the blood …
Read More »Quirky Kwok
Dutch designer Yvonne Poei-Yie Kwok (whatta hawt name!) interned for Viktor& Rolf, so that automatically makes her immune to my snarky comments. But, I’m gonna let you read what her latest collection is about: “Yvonnes’s graduate collection is about the battle with the mental disorder caused by the restrictions within …
Read More »Chanel- Pre-Fall 2014- Paris-Dallas Collection
Karl the Kaiser did it again by reinventing Chanel with a hillbilly twist and my was it meh. I thought the fringe was strictly reserved for Bon Jovi. Anywho, Karl took southwestern style carpets and fashioned them into ponchos and other FUG designs. Seriously, Karl must’ve been watching too much …
Read More »Designer Logos
First off, it took me a good 5-6 minutes to figure out the people in these drawings are the designers of the fashion house logo. I mean, who knew Louis Vuitton looked like Saddam Hussein and Yves Saint Laurent looked like John Lennon??? Anywho, Dutch artist Mike Frederiqo took the clever idea of …
Read More »Alexander Mcqueen- Spring 2014- National Geographic
Here is Sarah Burton’s latest collection for Alexander McQueen. I’m not in love with it… actually, I could care less about this collection. It’s just sort of FUG, in my opinion. It’s supposed to be influenced by Scottish kilts and Zulu tribes but all I see is FUG, FUG, a …
Read More »Chanel- Spring 2014- Art School
Oh that Karl… he’s gotten all artsy fartsy on us. Which is ok, because I actually like this collection. I don’t love love love it, but I like it. The paint swatches are what really have me excited. The thyroid tumor pearl necklaces are also rad in my book. …
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