I’m getting a Palm Springs in the 1960s vibe and I like it!** Anywho, I love this collection! So fun, fresh and young. So flirty, flouncy and fabulous. Plus there’s lots of PINK, so that’s an instant win in my book. I have to say, flamingos are so underrated. Yeah …
Read More »Jean Paul Gaultier- Spring 2014- Biker Babes
It was all about leather motorcycle jackets at Gaultier’s latest collection. Could it be that Jean-Paul is reveling in ‘Teen Beach Movie‘??? Is he trying to tell us he’s not a surfer but a BIKER??? Is this collection cryptic of his questionable taste for really, really bad Disney TV …
Read More »Vivienne Westwood- Spring 2014- KITTENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These models have either been changing the diapers of a burrito-eating baby before this show or munching on Milka the same way I do everyday at 3:15 pm. Hard to tell. Anywho, I can’t hate on this collection because there are KITTENS on a few of the dresses. So this …
Read More »Balmain- Spring 2014- Chanel 2.0
Karl the Kaiser is rolling in his casket right now…. I know he’s not dead, he just sleeps in a casket every night because that’s what crypt keeper/ vampires do. Anywho, this collection totally looks like something Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel would cough and hack up on any given season …
Read More »Dolce & Gabbana- Spring 2014- The Rise of The Roman Empire
So gorgeous and glorious! From the delicate embroidered flowers to the accents of gilded coins, this collection was easily one of my favorites from Dolce & Gabbana in recent years. LOVE LOVE LOVE… there’s really nothing more to say except, gimmee more!! photos: Style
Read More »Moschino- Spring 2014- Good Girl vs. Bad Girl
Moschino’s latest consisted of a good girl and bad girl version of each outfit. I kinda like that idea. Finally, something interesting with Moschino! To me, Moschino was my favorite designer until Franco died in 1994 and they closed their incredible Upper East Side store in NYC a few years …
Read More »Louis Vuitton- Spring 2014- Farewell, Marc….
Marc Jacobs can go back to roasting his chiseled moobs on a big-ass piece of foil full-time now because it was his last show at Louis Vuitton. He went out with a somber shuffle, rather than a bang with all his funeral chic clothing. Everything was black… I mean, every …
Read More »Delpozo – Spring 2014- All the way from Spain!
Here’s a new designer from Spain that debuted at NY Fashion week this season named Delpozo. Delpozo sounds like a gas station that does any tire work you need, on the spot. Anywho, besides loving the first look above, the rest are meh. I can’t help to think about those …
Read More »The Wedding of the CENTURY! Mr. Miggins & Miss Minky get Married!!!!!
O, joyous day! Mr. Miggins has been awaiting the love a female companion for far too long. After, Ms. Coco shunned him and Miss Mimi bitch-smacked him one too many times, the masculine Miggins found love with another fellow rescue kitty, Miss Minky. Miss Minky, being shy and afraid …
Read More »Prabal Gurung -Spring 2014- Nights in White Satin
Damn, I hate that song! “Nights in White Satin”. It’s more like ‘Nights in White SATAN!’….Anywho, we all know what song Prabal was busting his sweet, sweet moves to while designing this collection. I never understood satin. It’s like the younger, slutty sister of lace. It could be sleazy bed …
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