Check out this awesome UK site called Avenue 32. They offer the latest designer clothes, shoes and jewelry right to your door, worldwide! Whether you need a set of swanky pajamas or a classic cocktail dress or just a basic uniform for everyday, Avenue 32 has got it. Here are my …
Read More »Alexander Mcqueen- Fall 2013- Magnificent Medieval
Sarah Burton produced 10 looks for McQueen this season, which is pretty small. But, each look was extra fantastical, so that made up for that. As you may know, Sarah Burton is preggers, so she’s pretty much sitting at home eating pickles and ice cream while looking through Pinterest …
Read More »Unicorn Boots by Oonacat
Etsy shop Oonacat has made these unicorn shoes by taking off the heel and attaching hooves to the sole. This is pretty badass. I mean, to take slutty boots from Bakers and transform them into pristine unicorn boots takes pure talent. Shhhhh… listen. The angels are neighing. Once upon a time I had …
Read More »Dolce & Gabbana- Fall 2013- Godly and Gaudy
Check out these mosaic dresses by Dolce & Gabbana! They were inspired by the Cathedral of Monreale in Sicily. Honestly, I think they forgot to put this beauty on a dress! I’m not super religious or anything but why does everyone in those paintings have a their head tilted like …
Read More »Fausto Puglisi- Fall 2013- Tartans Take Over
All this plaid and tartan this season! I don’t know what to do with myself! I’m a big fan of plaid as you may know, so this collection was pretty rad. The double slits are like Angelina Jolie all over again except double the pleasure. The purple lining looks …
Read More »Antonio Marras- Fall 2013- Woodland Creature Couture
I just discovered this designer, Antonio Marras this season, so forgive me if you’ve already heard of him and it’s old news to you. Kinda hard to research fashion stuff like this with a baby hanging from your teat and a little boy throwing legos down the back of …
Read More »Prada- Fall 2013- Classic!
I’m loving these 1940s-1950s dress coats! So classic! So Mad Men! And the fur sleeves totally look like you’re smuggling two wrinkly dogs. I’m going to praise Muiccia for not hot glueing big ass ornaments and jewels for once this season. It was starting to look like a runway show for …
Read More »Lovely Things That Larvae Made
Artist Hubert Duprat supplied a bunch of Caddisfly larvae with with gold leaf and precious stones to see what they would build. Because these larvae are a bunch of lazy asses, they build things from what is lying around them. Any normal larvae would get in the station wagon and …
Read More »Amato Haute Couture- Always Stunning….
If Silence of the Lambs was a theme on RuPaul’s Drag Race, you would get Amato Haute Couture’s mask collection. I’m not sure what season these dresses are from, but it looks pretty timeless to me. With all that studding and metal, you’ll never have to go to the gym …
Read More »Sister Sibling- Fall 2013- Knitting Factory
The people at Sister Sibling must have a basement full of grandmas knitting their lives away in return for a pound of Werther’s Originals and Sanka. I never got into knitting but I won’t speak too soon… I’m sure there’s some kind of law of nature that once you …
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