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The surrounding theme of this collection was bananas! I’d say it was more like ‘hobo- hippie on a safari rave’. Fun fact: There was this one dude I remember in my college days that totally fit the profile for ‘hobo-hippie on a safari rave’. He played the bongos and never …

  I’ll just leave this here. photos: Vogue

Rick Owens, resident costume designer for (insert any religious cult), just went beyond anything anyone would have imagined at a fashion show. Even Xenu gave the side-eye when Scientology’s favorite darling sent models strapped on other models in unflattering ways. And by unflattering, I mean, EWWWWWWWWW- don’t fart or shart unflattering. …

And by best, I mean , at its strangest. Anrealage shows in Paris, but is actually a Japanese label. Any who, this collection gave me Viktor & Rolf vibes. It was cool, but I felt like I’ve seen this sort of thing before. I dunno… maybe all this fashion week …

Oh my! Those masks! It’s like Ziggy Stardust and Rihanna’s ten head mated and shat out these eldritch faces! Gareth Pugh loves to reference aliens and other-worldly beings, so this gothic glam-rock collection is not too far off. Amazingly, this season he ventured into a little more color, albeit only …

Models were busting out of frames like trapped subjects of art making a break for it. In other words, the daily life of Miss Mimi... a trapped cat, held hostage in a Californian seaside village by her awful captors that feed her premium cat food and a variety of cat …

Here are my favorite looks from those kooky Parsons students! I love love love the collection with random household items turned into wearable clothing. And by wearable, I mean, wearing them without being forcefully admitted into a mental asylum. I do have to say I would wear the Fedex coat, mostly …

Boo-Boos Adhesive Bandages are band aids that look like a nasty wound when worn over your nasty wound. It’s like a wig for your hair… if that makes sense?? Any who, these are available for US $10 for four bandages. I’d like a very brave fast food service worker to wear …

Filipino designer Kermit Tesoro (No relation to the frog… I think) designed these massively complex shoes that would probably break an ankle or two. The skull shoes have been worn my Lady Gaga, who I can’t wait to see in American Horror Story (I DVR’d it so I’m a week …