These shoes by Japanese designer Wataru Sato are FUG, yet captivating. I had to post these because they remind me of these shoes by John Fluevog I used to wear in high school all time. They looked like witch shoes- black with white stitching. I wore the crap out of …
Read More »Runaway Hobo Stick
What in hobo hell is this?! This is a real item for sale on Etsy. It will only set you back $59…. it’s a ‘hobo bindle’ for the lady looking for a bit of transient flair in her wardrobe. Honestly, if a carry a bindle, it would be strictly for the …
Read More »Wearable Furniture
Designer Hussein Chalayan designed a collection of wearable furniture called Afterwords. Check out the video of it in action, here. This is good news for lazy furniture movers. All they have to do is wear, walk and drop. IKEA is totally going to rip this off and call it “Flädvoolorfmjdhajkgns”…. or something …
Read More »Rick Owens- Fall 2015- Alien Chic
Here’s the 2015 cruise collection for Scientologists in the fashion- know…. Those gold and silver faces are not here to scare us straight under our beds, but to gently remind us that aliens get facials, too. It’s up to you what kind of facial- hahahahaha. I’ll stop. Any who, here’s …
Read More »**New Japanese Designer Alert**
Here are some photos from The Soen Awards 2015 in Tokyo . The Japanese always have their own eclectic style that I love love love! Usually there’s some sort of Samurai style mixed in with street hobo. Any who, read more about these budding designers here at Tokyo Fashion Diaries. photos: Tokyo Fashion …
Read More »Boxed Monsters
A Pennsylvanian company named Fine Line Workshop takes wooden boxes and transform them into mythical monsters complete with scaly, leather skin, protruding teeth and glass eyes. These little treasure boxes are completely handmade and are waiting to start their adventure at home with you! I’d totally carry one around. I’d also …
Read More »Yummy Couture
Artist Chloe Wise took delicious pieces of food and created designer handbags and what not out of them. Here is the blah, blah, blah about the significance. All I see is IHOP and my favorite designers had a delicious baby and I want some. If I had a pancake Chanel bag, I’d …
Read More »Octopussy
Australian artist Kirstie Williams has made fascinators that resemble octopus out of Beyonce’s retired hair weaves and they look fantabulous! The eyes make them extra creepy and the curled ‘tentacles’ give it a nice ‘sweet’ factor. It’s all about balancing sweet and creepy! Any who, I’d wear his on my head …
Read More »Anrealage- Fall 2015- Alien Encounter of the Fashion Kind
Holy ten head! Anrealage is the designer of choice for all those hot aliens prancing around the universe! Really, this collection is giving me goth-emo Squidward vibes. I do like the white spray paint as a bull’s-eye effect. It’s sort of like when Ido some crafty spray painting and the nozzle …
Read More »Comme Des Garcon- Fall 2015- Crafting with CDG….
Let’s play a game! I spy a bunch of lamp shades from the Liberace Home Collection. I spy a white bedsheet tied in a bow to carry dirty laundry inside (professional housekeeper style). I spy a pallet worth of medical gauze wrapped around a skinny model’s body. I spy a …
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