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French hair stylist  Wilfred Karloff created these outlandish hair styles fit for a gothic alien invasion. Slightly frightening, yet mesmerizing, these hair-dids may become the all the rage at an alien mall in the far galaxy. Or maybe not. Anywho, this exists. photos: Haute Macabre

  These are some creepy-ass sculptures by artist  Patricia Piccinini. It’s like a mash up of Gollum, Jar Jar Binks and Donald Trump’s hair. The first time I saw these, I did a double take because I thought they were babies or animals with birth defects, so I let out a loud …

Artist Danny Quirk specializes in portraits that explore what lies beneath the layers of skin. All painted by hand and anatomically correct, these portraits are right up Buffalo Bill’s alley. Anywho, this is all sorts of effed up, but I kinda like it. I just wish it was more technicolor?? A pop …

Check out these Denture Bracelet and Hair Comb from ConcaveOblivion based out of LA. These are obviously from the Gary Busey collection.  That is definitely something I would wear to the dentist’s office. I don’t think many people could appreciate this sort of glamour. Maybe people in nursing homes? In any case, this …

  Yay!!! I can take my stash of fake flowers from Michael’s and put them to good use! I can also take a hockey mask and bedazzle the crap out of it so I can look like these fools! Poor models should be paid bank just to walk the runway …

Designer Thom Browne found inspiration for his Fall 2013 Men’s collection from the Toy Soldier. These are toy soldiers that have a Marilyn Manson obsession, because that’s all I see. They look like they’re gonna roll up on you on a midnight train to Nuremberg, take your passport, kick you …

These are more Graduate Fashion shows. I’m too lazy to list each and every designer, so feel free to click back to Style Bubble for the complete round up. I don’t get paid enough to that. Ain’t nobody got time for dat!  Anywho, that fishbowl backpack is the new goldfish …

Well if Bjork wears it, it means it’s cool. Here are those urchin-like headdresses from milliner Maiko Takeda that make you want to make rock crystals from Borax. These are actually made from plastic and yes, they can mess a b*tch up with a head tilt. I like how your …

Finnish designer Emilia Tikka totally knows how to recycle brown paper shopping bags, right? There’s something sinister about these photos. Could it be the first photo is some chick stuck in a box peering out to see who she can scare? Sounds like my son. The last photo looks like those old hand …

These are not my legs after a week long Sasquatch festival taking place in my home, but rather hairy leggings from a Chinese manufacturer. These are designed to curb perverts from hitting on you in public. These are sheer genius because I always thought to drive away the perverts, you …