weird

You know a collection is gonna be good when the first model out has her face covered as if she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down or something. Anywho, Gareth is pretty much the king of goth, so this collection definitely fit. Gasp and die! …

Here is the latest and greatest (is it?) from designer Si Chan’s Fall 2012  Hug Me series. Those hands look just like these substitute hands for preemies at the NICU. One of my sons was born a preemie recently and he loved that creepy muppet hand. Anywho, to wear it on a coat …

I think Thom Browne is the most interesting and original designer of New York Fashion Week. Seriously, almost every NY designer showing their collection is so bland and conventional. Moving on, I loved the halo bottomed skirt. I got married in a halo bottomed skirt and it totally looked like …

Celine isn’t really one of the designers that I really like or even think about in terms of being relevant, but they definitely nailed it with these shoes! The clothes are no big deal, but it’s the Muppet fur heels and feet heels that really caught my eye. I’m not …

  Swedish brand  Vernissage really knows how to get the lady wino’s of the world really, really excited. Make a handbag that is actually a box of wine! You could carry this elegant  number around all day everyday, everywhere and everyone would think you’re just naturally a dumb stumbling floozy, not …

HAHAHAHAH! That last photo looks like the end of days is coming and the Scientologists have won. Beam me up, Xenu! Fright.en.ing. I think it’s the hair. That is some not-right flowbee  hair. The first few dressed look totally like curtains that hang in my living room right at this …

According to the the creator of Jaktogo, John Power, ‘Only fools pay for extra  luggage, clever people have a Jaktogo!” I guess I’m a fool for not looking like a fool! HHAHAHAHAHA.  “The Jaktogo” is a very large coat that carries your extra belongings while traveling. Basically, it’s  traveling hobo …

Dang! That is a lot of pencil shavings. I know this is supposed to be artsy and stuff but imagine telling people you just glued pencil shavings to your face earlier in the day. Whaaaaat? Looks better than it sounds , I guess. Well,  UK artist Anmagdan did just that and more. …

And he’s probably put this on layaway as we speak! After he puts the lotion in the basket, of course.  Designed by  Local Androids, this revolutionary piece of garment that resembles human skin quivers or something when it gets close to people. File this under: Sh*t that makes you want to hide …

Canadian photographer Alex Kisilevich can pretty much put Twin Peaks and other bizarre stories in his back pocket because dude has a knack for creeping people out with just a simple photograph. I could stare at these photos all day and get a different shade of heebie jeebies every time I look …