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From the streets of Brooklyn to the pages of Vogue, Vaquera has come a long a way in such a short period of time. The designers probably burned all their financing money on Pabst beer, a vegan brunch and almond milk and all that was left was just enough to …

These are looks from the Swedish School of Textile…this totally looks like the everyday things that hang in Nuni’s closet. Totally normal. Next time my umbrella gets all jacked up in a hurricane, I’m gonna transform it into ‘COUTURE’. And by ‘COUTURE’, I mean something that will scare small children …

Artist Sally Hewett  has taken the old lady art of embroidery and stitching to a whole new ‘cheeky’ level. Although it may look like a wall of Cabbage Patch porn, it’s actually a statement about breast augmentations due to cancer and sucky things like that. Honestly, I just want to run up …

I’ll just leave this gem here. photos:Vogue

Dutch artist Guda Koster  made outfits for people in the Witness Protection Program. You may not blend in, but at least no one can see your face! You really can’t be claustrophobic for this look…and don’t worry about bumping into things because you’re fully padded from all the cardboard and …

If Bernhard Willhelm took a few volunteering hobos from Venice Beach and mixed them with a nursing home in Japan, you would get the his Fall 2017 collection. It was a sight that gave elderly, hippy vibes plus a little Japanese punk for good measure. In other words, it was MESMERIZING! …

Sleeping bags and pant legs over the face…. this is what people look like after a 3 day bender. But to Rick Owens, it’s just another day of FASH-UN! It’s almost as if the ‘Lost and Found’ bin has come alive and decided to strut the runway one day. Anywho, …

Brooklyn artist Kate Clark uses animal hide and other animal parts and blends it into human form. In other words, she creates the creepiest sculptures that will make you hide under your bed hoping for animal control to show up. Even that dude from Narnia is slightly freaked out. Anywho, I wonder how Mr. Miggins …

I’ve always found wool to be uncomfortable. It’s itchy, scratchy and stiff. So, to see grown-ass men wearing TIGHT wool pants made me think about how squished their balls must be. Poor things! I dunno, I guess I’m  extra compassionate…. you know, thinking about the plight of men’s balls.(There must be …

This one time I went camping in our backyard. It was one of the single most dreadful experiences of my life. The ground was hard, the sleeping bag was all twisted and it was balls- to- the- wall cold. I was paranoid about small animals and bugs nesting in our …