Chocolate Weapons

Who doesn’t want a chocolate glock?! This the best thing since candy cigarettes (not really) and banned Kinder eggs! Seriously, it’s one of those why- didn’t -I think- of -that- ideas. Chocolate Weapons makes Dick Cheney’s favorite toys out of chocolate in the form of a bullets, hand grenades and handguns. The jury is still out on whether the chocolate is any good, but at least it’s packaged nicely- so a great gift it is!

Which brings me to this… I think the most disgusting chocolate I’ve ever eaten were those Easter chocolate bunnies from the Dollar Store. I know, you can’t expect a silky, smooth, Swiss chocolate from a place that sells plastic flowers and Fabuloso. Anywho, TSA would be all over you if you have this in your luggage. Which brings me to this…. true fact: TSA found bullets in my mom’s make-up bag this one time as she was going through an airport. Hilarity ensued, naturally. Which brings me to this… I had a gun belt buckle in my carry-on, when TSA freaked out and said I had to ship it to myself or they would confiscated it. I shipped it to myself. Man, I was pissed!

Anyways,  check out Soap Weapons , their sister site!

photos: Chocolate Weapons

* Thanks, Andrea