Check out these suitcase stickers that will have the TSA in a tizzy! These retail for about $12 at The Cheeky. Spending $12 to possibly get you a TSA fondle, miss your flight and get on the No-Fly list, basically. Sweet! I would have to choose the tied up stewardess because I always happen to get the crankiest one on the plane. I asked this one stewardess for a glass of water and bitch rolled her eyes at me. So, I put my cup in the back of the seat and didn’t throw it out when she roamed the aisle with a garbage bag. Take THAT, mean stewardess!
photos: HiConsumption