Concept Shoes by Julian Hakes

British artist Julian Hakes has designed one of the fuggest shoes ever. I love the colors, but do they have to look like a household cleaning tool? I’m not sure if I should use it to clean the shower or wear it. Maybe it looks better in person. I dunno. For now, these are just a concept, but I can see everyone from drag queens to elegant adult entertainment gals sporting these if they ever see the light of day.

photos: James St. James