Teacups & Couture A Fashion Blog by Roxanna Bina
While you’re eating up a storm with the very people you are embarrassed to call your family ( don’t we all have an uncle who makes fart jokes at the table or the aunt with cat fur as an accessory (I could be that aunt, actually), let’s all remember that this Thanksgiving can be saved by running out to see The Muppet Show in theaters. Because let’s face it, it’s the only thing going that day that may keep us all sane.
I have officially caved into the Black Friday phenomenon. However, I’m not one to stand in line for crap I really don’t need at ungodly hours of the day, nor would I trample over people for really cheap things (unless, of course, it was this and Mr. Marmar would’ve put his claws up to my head to buy it.) So here’s a list of stuff you can buy off the comfort of your couch:
Mini Masterpiece Set- Anything in mini form is always cute!
Lock & Key bobby pins-This is one key not to throw away! Make your outfit even more magical with these.
Heart Hair Sponge Rollers- Anything heart -shaped, I’ll swoon…
Inflatable Wreath- For my lazy ass. Seriously, I watch Martha Stewart everyday, so it’s like I’m actually crafting with her , but I’m really not. It’s like I’m mentally crafting. It’s exhausting.
Motherboard Christmas Tree- Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra, Ra Ra Ra Ra.
Mirror Spatula- Because this vain bitch loves seeing herself in the mirror as she’s flipping pancakes and sh*t.
Inflatable Turkey- Also for my lazy ass. I sure could use one today. My entire family and in-laws are at the house today, relying on me to feed them. I’m sure they’re terrified and already GPS’d the nearest Chinese restaurant, just in case.
And on my wishlist…
Pet’s Eyeview Camera- By order of Mr. Marmar, he has telepathically communicated to me that this would indeed be a novel gift for him and his crew. I guess he doesn’t mind me kitty stalking them. Yeah, that’s the ticket… This way I could capture every hiss, purr and swat in consecutive photos to make a great comic book. I will be working on this, my pets. Muahahahahha!
Happy Thanksgiving!
photos: Fred Flare
Those hair pins are so cool!