Creepy Mary Jane Boots by Prada

These Prada Mary Jane boots that cost $1500 scare the crap out of me. It’s like those prosthetic legs used like for special effects in a horror movie or something. Actually, as I look at them more and more, they look like an older lady’s legs, like a Mrs. Doubtfire or Queen Elizabeth when she has her ‘sessy’ shoes on. Seriously, that Lily Allen song, ” Nan, You’re a windowshopper” pops into my head. If I were were to pay $1500 for a pair of boots that belong at a Spencer’s Gift Shop at a suburban mall, at least outfit it with a robot to make it do the walking for me! Daaayum!

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