Do the Cabbage Patch!

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Aaaaahhhhh….. these wigs bring back memories. I had 2 Cabage Patch Dolls that my parents fought tooth and nail for at a toy store in Italy during the heydays of the Cabbage Patch Dolls. During that time, soccer moms were spontaneously combusting, butt holes were exploding, and bitch smacks were handed out like they were nudie bar coupons on the Vegas strip if someone actually got their hands on a real, authentic Cabbage Patch Doll.  Anywho, here are some knitting patterns to make these wigs and all I can think of is if they come in adult sizes.I mean, not for me but for a friend… a friend whose names rhymes with Foxy Nina. Yeah, ok, it’s for me.. but I would totally class it up by making into a Garbage Pail Kid.
Brown Hat Pattern can be purchased here: TheLilliePad on Etsy
Red Hat Picture Source: Baby Center Blog Website,
Blonde Hat Picture: Knitting Paradise Forum

photos: Likecool

About Roxanna Bina

Roxanna Bina blogs about, Fashion, Design and Vinyl Toys with a twist of whimsy and fun and also with an acid tongue!

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