Teacups & Couture A Fashion Blog by Roxanna Bina
German designerURB Clothing has made tights fit for the wicked witch in the Wizard of Oz… they’re melting tights! It totally looks like you just crapped your tights. I know my crap has sparkles in it… what about you? Anywho, everyone has a poo poo story involving tights so let me tell you mine. I was like 7 or 8 and I remember we were in a mall with my family. We were walking about eating ice cream and the such when we see a nicely dressed lady with TIGHTS and a suit running frantically to the bathroom. I look down at her legs and I could see Montezuma’s revenge trapped between her tights and legs! It was so nasty that I dropped my ice cream (it was chocolate, of course) and pointed and yelled, Ewwwwwwwwwwww! The poor lady totally heard me and for that I’m pretty sure I’m going to hell. Anyway, long story short (not really) these tights remind me of that one lady with the poo poo tights. These will cost you around $47.
photos: Wow Report
