Teacups & Couture A Fashion Blog by Roxanna Bina

  Artist Deborah Simon decided to rip off the fur and skin of Smokey the Bear because that’s something we all want to see, right? Actually, she sculpts these bears out of polymer clay and then paints on these amazing details that Hannibal Lecter would totally appreciate. This is like BodyWorlds but …

Karl the Kaiser did it again by reinventing Chanel with a hillbilly twist and my was it meh. I thought the fringe was strictly reserved for Bon Jovi. Anywho, Karl took southwestern style carpets and fashioned them into ponchos and other FUG designs. Seriously, Karl must’ve been watching too much …

While we’re stuffing our faces for the last time this year, let’s look at some photos of skinny models and sneer. Although I want to throw a hamburger up on stage at them ( that’s my charitable end-of-the year gesture, by the way), I have to say I enjoyed this …

It’s a Baby Burrito Swaddler. That poor child. Call me when there’s a Baby Crepe Swaddler. photos: Like Cool

Japanese company  Pampshade  had the a-ha idea of putting an LED light into a loaf of real bread… because, why not? It’s also a critter magnet, since a loaf of bread sitting on your bedside table is just asking for trouble. Ask Oscar Madison. Anywho, this retails for about US $35, …

Look at these HBIC (hot bitches in charge) all laced up and ready to go to a Star Trek convention all Jane Austin- style! Cosplayer Genovefa and her friend are dressed like Janeway and Data from Star Trek. They look like they could beat you with a ruler if you cross them …

Check out these shoes by  Sebastian Errazuriz Studio… Each one represents a past lover, whether it maybe a fashion model or the teary-eyed lover. These are pretty cool and need to mass produced, so I can get a pair. My fave is the gold digger shoe, of course. Bu I thought a gold …

So, last Thursday was the 1st Annual  Wowie Awards at Universal Studios in Los Angeles by the fabulous people at World of Wonder.  They are the people behind “RuPaul’s Drag Race” and the new Britney Spears documentary on E! called “I am Britney Jean”. Some stars in attendance were Adam Lambert, LaToya …

I’m paying a lot of attention to food lately because I’m preggers with my third child. So, all I do is eat, vomit and sleep while taking care of the other two kids and four cats. It’s pretty intense. Anywho, Miss Coco has caught on to my baby bump and …

  Okay, that dress in the first photo reminds me of this cat helicopter that is so so wrong on every level, floor, and basement. There’s no telling where designer Matjia Cop got the inspiration, but I think it’s safe to say she really is a fan of post-it notes. I mean, who …