Teacups & Couture A Fashion Blog by Roxanna Bina

Ok, I’m just gonna say it. That third photo looks like a dude’s ball sac. There, now that that’s out of the way, these are useless utensils called “Sensorial Stimuli”, blah blah blah. It’s supposed to give you a new perspective on that thing you’re eating. Seriously, if you’re so …

Pakistani artist Khalil Chishtee takes plastic shopping bags and transforms them into haunting sculptures that may or may not remind you of a melted wax face of an aging, albino Hollywood socialite. Seriously, this could be the future for plastic bags- melt them down and use it as Botox. Anywho, what I …

British designer Nasir Mazhar is best known for his avant-guarde headwear, but this season he has branched out to clothes for both men and women.  If you go on his website, it’s just one long ass video of a bunch of people in crazy clothes chillin’ at what looks like a …

  Check out this guitar dollhouse created by Fairy Meadow Miniatures ! I just love tiny things! I can picture a group of hipster mice living in there. One would be all strung out on cheese. The other would not have bathed for a year. And the other mouse with fake dark-rimmed …

Ok, riddle me this: Can chainmail actually protect your feet from all the millions of microscopic, nasty ass stuff that are found on the ground? I think not. But, then again, I’m a germaphobe, so anything involving feet and the outside elements are high on my vom list. Anywho, these …

If  you ever wanted beads, a zoo, or  unicorns to hang from your eyelids, then Eyelash jewelry  is your kinda place! These are false eyelashes with cutouts of animals, fruits, shoes,  you name it. I would think it would be super uncomfortable having crap dangling from your eyelids constantly, but what would …

Check out these creepy 19th Century Headless Portraits . These haven’t been photoshopped recently, but rather they were created back in the 19th century with negatives and actual photographs. It was the beginning of photoshop! Now people photoshop smaller butts and bigger boobs- BOOOO! I’d like to see a headless Kardashian …

I’ve written about Dora Abodi in the past, so you already know I like there collections, in general. This time was no different- the turquoise and gold used throughout was really pretty and and is one of my favorite color combinations. Reminds me of a Russian palace or a peacock. Or that …

– I love love love plaid, so Chanel’s Pre-fall collection was perfect! Some of it was super old lady, but some of it was hip. My favorite picks from the collection are above. I just love the feeling of cashmere or wool in the dead of winter! So cozy mozy….although …

Designer Vika Gazinskaya‘s  Spring 2013 was based on clouds, rain and idyllic country scenes. I love the extra Dynasty ruffles on the shoulders and arms. It’s kinda like one of those frilled dragon animals. They puff up their collar ruffles when sh*t gets real. I guess sort of like Alexis and Linda …