WOWIE WOW WOW! Thom Browne just upped his game by a million billion  with this collection. This season, he packed up his shit and moved from booooorrrrring NYC to Paris, where all the avant guarde stay and play. Welcome to PARIS! What a GREAT move! He totally belongs there. Every …

Oh my STARS! This collection was probably one of the best Thom Browne collections I’ve seen so far! Those ice-skating shoes! The puffy jackets! The tuxedo everything! The greyscale argyle! My favorite look is definitely the suit with the farm house scenery (7th photo). It’s sort of Wizard of Oz-ish. …

I’ve always found wool to be uncomfortable. It’s itchy, scratchy and stiff. So, to see grown-ass men wearing TIGHT wool pants made me think about how squished their balls must be. Poor things! I dunno, I guess I’m  extra compassionate…. you know, thinking about the plight of men’s balls.(There must be …

Thom Browne‘s latest women’s collection was set in, what looked like, a pool locker room. The collection was a profusion of trompe l’oeil Stepford Wife suits and dresses in pastel shades and flashes of the signature red, white and blue stripes. What I loved about this collection was the trompe …

Here’s one for the birds!   photos: Vogue

If you’re going for the avant guard nautical look, Thom Browne’s Resort collection is IT! Not much to say about this, except I love the color palette and who wouldn’t want a jacket sleeve growing out of their back?? Hip Hip Horray for Thom Browne and his army of leather …

Elegantly trapped in a tornado, the models at Thom Browne were well-poised and calm wearing tweeds and furs. The juxtaposition of conservative suits and jumbled sequences of extra fabric and mismatched parts created a dramatic look fit for a typical boring office. What I’m trying to say, is that I …

Thom Browne’s Men’s Collection was all about the tattered and torn hobo coats of yesteryears. In other words, it was a moth’s amusement park and people were, apparently, excited over this. The bowler hats were covering the models’ faces so that was already impressive that they didn’t bump into each …

This was probably one of my favorite Thom Browne collections to date. They were like Japanese school girls, but all grown up. Gorgeous grey-scaled suits where embroidered with traditional Japanese motifs for a non-traditional aesthetic. It was gorgeous and I love love loved it! The hair shooting out of hats, …