Teacups & Couture A Fashion Blog by Roxanna Bina

Andreas Kronthaler took over Vivienne Westwood for this season and didn’t disappoint with thrift store finds for the demented street urchin. Fabulous! So I googled Andreas’s ass to see what he’d done before and wikipedia burped out this gem: “Andreas Kronthaler (born 11 March 1952) is an Austrian former sport …

REDRUM… REDRUM…. REDRUM…. MURDER! For all you children who never saw Stanley Kubrick’s ‘The Shining’ with Jack Nicholson, RED RUM spelled backwards is MURDER…. mind blown, right?! Anywho, Netflix that shit. You’ll thank me later. So, Undercover dedicated a whole runway show to the creepy twins from ‘The Shining’, which …

This one time a long time ago I had too much carry on items for the airplane, so I layered all my clothes and hats and underwear on me and stuffed random things between the layers just so I could get on board. It was a short flight, so I …

Anrealage gave us a whole collection based on those 1980s curtains and the art of wrapping duct tape continuously around your body. I would call this groundbreaking, except I think I’ve done made and worn these when I was a bored 3rd grader during a New England blizzard. Trapped at …

Here are some of my favorite looks from Dolce & Gabanna… it’s pretty standard polished Italian craftsmanship, but one particular dress stands out…. the BABY CHICK dress!!! Let’s take a closer look shall we…. MUST. PURCHASE. THIS. DRESS .AND .WEAR. TO .A .FARM. SOMEWHERE. If I wear this, will it …

LOVE LOVE LOVE to the Power of GOOGLE INFINITY!!! Moschino nailed it with the My Little Pony collaboration and the ‘biker ballerina’ inspiration. Here are some of my fave looks from the show and damn straight I would wear the last look with my head popping out of a giant …

For the 20th Anniversary of Gianni Versace’s death, Versace served up some fabulous 90’s glamour with supermodels Carla Bruni, Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer, and Helena Christensen, to the chorus of George Michael’s “Freedom! ’90.” Personally, I’m a late 90s chick, so was really exciting to see! Also, some of the …

But where’s HOT MUGSHOT GUY?????!! Hot Mugshot GuyHe’s probably too busy on a yacht somewhere… Anywho, this was Philipp Plein’s latest collection, which gave me low rent Alexander McQueen vibes with the cage dresses… and a discount Givenchy with the Bambi and Disney references… What I’m trying to say is…. bring …

Gucci gave all kinds of 1970s glamour that can only be thought up after smoking cloves laced with cocaine and inhaling fumes of Aqua-Net on the regular. There was ice-skating glamour, tawdry lingerie disguised as dresses, and BUGS BUNNY and SNOW WHITE! They stole the show! Why wouldn’t anyone NOT …

      On my last trip to NYC, my family and I visited the Jacques Torres Chocolates at 350 Hudson Street in Soho, one of the eight boutiques throughout NYC. It was a unique and memorable experience because not only did we get to tour the chocolate museum, but my …