Toenail Stockings

Japan is a magical little place that burps up all kinds of messed up stuff. Here is one: Toenail Stockings. If you’re too lazy to paint your nails and you’re a panty hose aficionado, then these are made just for you! I personally hate pantyhose, so I’d never wear these, but …

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Scenic Jewelry

Check out these cool rings by Geschmeide Unter Teck. Each one is a different scene frozen in plastic resin. My favorite is probably the dessert one, although I would love one with Mr. Miggins pouncing on Mrs. Minky, if she does custom orders. Also, one of Miss Mimi bitch smacking Mr. Miggins …

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Iris Van Herpen- Fall 2016- Alien Chic

Here are some of my favorite looks from Iris Van Herpes’ (I mean, Herpen ) collection…. Her outfits are pretty cool in photos, so imagine the detail up close and personal. I’ve never seen her pieces up close, but I’m pretty sure I’d drool over them instantly. The first look …

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Chanel – Fall 2016- 1980s Nostalgia

Our favorite crypt keeper relayed the fashions of TV’s biggest show ever… Blossom ! The hats! the jeans! the dowdy, granny church lady cut! It was all so nostalgic. Not all of it was terrible, there were a few cool looks that I would totally wear, like the all the …

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Saint Laurent – Fall 2016- Disco Dolly

Disco hookers and Coke-sniffing 70’s socialites are rejoicing today because they finally have something to wear to their neighbor’s daytime pool party. I mean, they never would go in the pool… just sit by it. in the shade. away from the water. so they don’t get wet. or tanned. Any who, …

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